Christopher Columbus' Big Day

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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The explorer who "discovered" America sets the record straight and reveals what he's been up to since 1492 (when he sailed the oceans blue). Christopher Columbus played by Eric Baudour from 100% Eat and The Regulation Podcast! To support the show and access exclusive content like our real-life confessional podcast, Why We're Going to Hell, join our Patreon at goodmorningfromhell.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I died a while ago and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell with my co-host, the younger brother of Satan Clayton.
0:19.0	Chris, guys, look outside your window. What? I'mance, I got outside your window.
0:21.6	What?
0:22.6	I'm doing, look outside your window.
0:24.6	Look at my new car!
0:26.6	Wow!
0:27.6	Cybertruck!
0:28.6	Go get away from the way!
0:30.6	Oh!
0:35.6	Oh, hey, check out my new ride.
0:39.3	Yeah, Cyberchuck, huh?
0:41.0	I'm a must grad.
0:43.5	That's right.
0:44.6	Got a steal on this pretty girl.
0:46.5	Woo!
0:47.1	You stole it.
0:48.2	Well, actually surprising, I did not steal it.
0:50.3	Come to find out, I had thousands of dollars saved up from all of the ad revenue and merch sales from the previous 100 episodes of Good Morning from Hell.
0:58.6	So I just put all that in.
1:00.2	And then I traded in 14 PT Cruisers for a down payment.
1:04.0	Also, PT cruisers, they don't retain resale value.
1:07.0	Just a heads up.
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