Ben Franklin Helps Clayton & Chris Start a Company - #101

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Founding Father, Ben Franklin, serves the boys some hard wisdom and reveals some literal skeletons in his closet. Ben Franklin played by Burnie Burns from Morning Somewhere podcast! Join our Hatreon to support the show at goodmorningfromhell.com! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/goodmorning to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://heroforge.com and use code GOODMORNING to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt like
0:25.0	Monzo. Download your new favourite bank. UK residents T's and C's apply.
0:30.0	Testicle.
0:31.0	Christmas baby testicles. What? No I'm doing doing plosas, I gotta check the test.
0:34.8	It's working.
0:35.8	Chris, yes.
0:36.8	No, shut up, check. Okay, I'm good, all right. Do I sound different?
0:39.3	No, you sound the same.
0:40.4	Why are the microphones weird? Why are they so smelly?
0:42.4	I had to get them from heaven and they searched me. So I had to be creative with them.
0:47.3	You had to put them up your butt? Yes. For the cavity? Yes. They smell awful Chris. These are terrible. We're going to have to replace all 16 microphones that you stuck up your ass.
0:55.0	How did you even fit that many up there?
0:57.0	You said to put the bikes in the cavity.
0:59.0	I thought that was implied.
1:00.0	Well, I'm missing like 50 feet of XLR cable. Is that still up there?
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