Christmas Trees Are Like Titties

Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to a special Christmas and Hanukkah episode of Have Kids They Said! Nicole and Rich dive into holiday cheer as they chat about Christmas songs, Rich’s love for living on the edge, and how Mariah Carey’s rendition of O Holy Night never fails to bring Nicole to tears. Rich sings the praises of classic Jewish dishes like kugel, latkes, brisket, and a unique apple kugel. Meanwhile, Nicole reveals her husband Matt Ryan’s favorite tearjerker Christmas song, John Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War is Over), sparking a debate about the song’s singers—and everyone gets it wrong. Rich shares his list of favorite Christmas movies, declaring the classic A Christmas Story overrated, which leads to a heated argument about whether Die Hard is truly a Christmas movie. The holiday chaos doesn’t stop there—Nicole’s elf has a disastrous Florida accident, leading to a cascade of lies for the kids. And finally, Nicole spills the tea about her cousin’s unexpected crush on Jesus—do you think he was hot? Get ready for laughs, debates, and plenty of holiday spirit in this festive episode!

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0:00.0	you say it's your birthday
0:02.2	you're nearerney no I mean you say
0:04.4	you sing that for Jesus you say yes right
0:07.1	wasn't he born on Christmas day
0:08.9	yes to call
0:10.5	you say it's his birthday go Jesus
0:13.5	it's your birthday
0:14.8	our Christmas special is going to be a lot of fun
0:17.7	hey I know you probably
0:19.2	you know run around last minute errands,
0:21.1	you know, returning things, getting things.
0:23.6	We'll be your companion.
0:24.6	Just don't listen with the kids, all right?
0:26.2	There's spoilers that you don't want to hear in this episode.
0:28.5	Yeah, you have been warned.
0:32.9	What's your name?
0:35.2	Who am I?
0:37.1	Bucky! Bopi! What's your name? Oh my. Daddy! Ah!
0:38.3	Daddy!
0:39.3	Ah!
0:40.3	Ah!
0:41.3	Ah!
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