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The Basement Yard

Christmas Shopping Is The Worst

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, @pmolino27 & @Frank_Alvarez80 are on to talk about some stuff. This was days ago so I forgot but it's good. Oh, Christmas shopping and stuff. I suck. Sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Today I am joined by Frankie Frankie is back.

0:10.6

Relax and my cousin P. is here as well. What's up? And Frankie is in a full-blown

0:16.3

Santa outfit right now. We got our, we got our Christmas party tonight. We do. We have a

0:21.4

secret Santa party tonight with all of our friends. Oh, that was a little sloppy year.

0:25.6

Did you see Cardi B on Jimmy Fallon? No. Oh my God. She's talking. She's like, yeah, I'm from the Bronx.

0:33.8

Oh, I'm like, holy shit. It was fucking great. And she was like, and I was talking about,

0:40.9

um, yeah, she's getting married to Offset, right? Or Quivo? Offset. Offset. Yeah.

0:46.0

Um, and she was talking about him and she's like, uh, he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:50.6

You recently got engaged. She's like, yeah, I told him to marry me. Oh, just like, yo,

0:55.7

I'm fucking nowhere. She's awesome. I found out that a girl I used to talk to, uh, went to

1:01.5

high school with her. Really? Yeah. I, I, I should fucking love Cardi B. Dude, she's awesome.

1:05.8

Did you see the picture of her booty hole? What's up? You didn't see that? Cardi B's asshole? Yeah.

1:12.5

No, I didn't see this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because she was a stripper beforehand.

1:16.1

Oh, that's right. Yeah, but they're not, are they spread and cheeks? Probably. There is a picture.

1:20.3

I've been in strip clubs. I have not seen someone spread their, and they're spread their ass hole.

1:25.2

You've not been to the right one. I'm looking at it. I just googled Cardi B asshole. I didn't find

1:31.2

anything. No, like someone posted it on Twitter and like, it was like retweet for good luck.

1:35.7

It's Cardi B's booty hole. I saw it. I didn't retweet it. That might be why I'm in a state.

1:40.8

I got bad luck. No, but I do love Cardi B. Dude, not only she's on the Bronx. Yeah.

1:50.1

Also, today we went last minute shop. Well, I went. Frankie went last minute Christmas shopping.

1:56.0

Awful person. And he's like, yo, I haven't, let's go to the mall. And for some reason,

2:02.4

I was like, yeah, it's a great idea. Yeah, no, I wasn't bad. Let's do that.

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