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comments now. Welcome back to a brand new episode of Private Parts with me, Liv Bentley.

This is the podcast where nothing is off limits.

And this week we have got the Christmas Carnage episode with the only gaze in the village,

and that is the glorious Olly and Galang!

I feel with that.

You didn't clap yourself. That's so arrogant.

I didn't clap myself.

Why would I clap myself? That's arrogant to clap yourself in We've arrived. Fucking wonderful. I was clapping you. You clap me. It's what I was going to say lovers. Someone that's done like Chattie Man like five times. times I don't clap myself when like they go Olin Gareth and Menjusney whatever like I just find like I just so good

cheer just I've just done like Chattie Man like five times. I don't clap myself when like they go, Olling and Gareth and Menjusney, whatever. Like I just find like I just, it's like so good cheerious just to sit there and just take claps. No, I think it's quite elegant actually. Great. Good for you. And this is a cracking start to the Christmas party. Welcome. It's Christmas everyone. It is Christmas. We've spent Christmas. Actually, we can't really go down that route. The gays spent Christmas with us one year and it was... Hmm. Oh my God, I cook Christmas dinner. Gareth cooked Christmas dinner. A few of us were slightly off our faces. There was a bit of Christmas presents being thrown on the fire. Can we say what your sister said about? Is what's he doing with the turkey? What did your sister say? One sibling was quite put out at how late lunch was. She goes, has he gone to kill the fucking turkey? Because it's taking so long. I was like, and literally, she's sweating away in the kitchen. She then got a present that she didn't like and threw it on the fire. We're not going to say who it is. Don't say which history is.

Her name begins with the K.

No, they all bring it with K. I know, there you go. It was Chris Kardashian. Oh, how are your Christmas plans so far this year? Is it different when you've got kids? We actually, let's not say what we're doing because I don't want people to turn up. to turn up. You have no idea. Someone might come from church in the middle of Chelsea and say,

no, I want to go and see them. Oh yeah, do you go to church on Christmas? No. I actually do. Your, but that's just you, it's just so traditional. I go for the free wine while I used to. Well, the communion wine, one sip from a communal cup. Delicious. Does that actually still even happen now since COVID?

Yeah.

Do you not see? Did you, whenever you go to church, and they just get it, and they get their robe and just go round the cup like that. I'm like, it's like, that's filthy. You could only imagine my, the idea of if I was a Catholic, the idea, which I'm not, I'm Church of England, but if I was, it would be a

situation where the OCD situation, if some fuck has got a colesaw, and let's face it, Christmas is a time for cold soles, and that would be a situation, wiping it off, that's not getting rid of bacteria. Can I just say this? No amount of Jesus is getting rid of that, that. This be a real selfish choice for Oliver because we know how much Olly loves wine. So it's like my OCD versus drinking wine. No, I'm sorry. No, I love wine in every way unless... But not when every lip around London's been on it. But also there's a situation, but I love wine, but when it's really cheap wine, it's disgusting. I don't think they're knocking out the 84 at all. They're not sitting there doing that.

The co-op special. wine but when it's really cheap wine it's disgusting I don't think they're there knocking out the 84 at all they're they're not they're doing that special

well yes well that's the issue is Garrett's mum's care home we've got a real problem

because go there and it's very nice and you sit there and go oh well that the wine's

there and Garret's auntie was there the other thing I said don't touch the wine it's

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