HR Xmas Special: Office Party Stories
Private Parts
Peter Cowley
4.8 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to Private Parts: Private Parts HR will see you now…did you know 10% of Brits get fired from their Office Xmas Party antics every year?! Liv reads out the most savage listener stories…from disciplinarys and drunken antics to just morally wrong!! All remain anonymous but nothing is off limits!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's P.K. Humble. And I'm Kimberly Cumberbatch and on living in the comments, we don't just see the headlines. We dive straight into the internet's most chaotic and most trending stories of the week. We're talking about everything from those huge viral celebrity reveals and crazy relationship dramas to the shocking real life scams and the hilarious social media trends dominate in your timeline. We break down the noise, exposed in messiness and offered the honest critique and the necessary |
| 0:25.0 | laughs that the internet actually needs. |
| 0:26.7 | Join us every week Thursday. |
| 0:28.8 | What are you waiting for then? |
| 0:30.2 | Subscribe to Living in the comments now! |
| 0:35.5 | Welcome to another episode of Private Parts with me, Liv Bentley. |
| 0:40.3 | This is a cheeky bonus episode where I'm going to be reviewing the disgraceful behaviour that has been going on this Christmas. |
| 0:48.3 | Christmas parties are in full swing and I have decided to do my own digging as 10% of you lot seem to have got fired |
| 0:58.0 | and that is a genuine statistic so which cheeky bastards commented on in the last post saying that it |
| 1:04.4 | wasn't true chaty b t it so welcome to hr and i know a few of you have asked to be anonymous, |
| 1:11.2 | but I think it's essential we tell your bosses who you are. |
| 1:14.4 | Before we start, I'd like you to know that you are all a disgrace. |
| 1:18.0 | I will be coming to your offices to repeat the respect in the workplace, |
| 1:22.8 | which people clearly do not understand. |
| 1:24.9 | Don't forget to like and subscribe and follow us wherever it is that you get your podcasts. |
| 1:29.3 | First culprit. Please keep anonymous. I love the way that people say this. Let me set the scene. |
| 1:35.2 | It's my first ever Christmas party. It's on a castle out at sea. I lived in Jersey at the time, |
| 1:41.2 | which is obviously a small island. The castle is within walkable distance at low tide, but when the tide is high, you have |
| 1:47.5 | to get a boat across. |
| 1:48.8 | I got so, so steaming drunk, like blackout drunk. |
| 1:53.7 | This is also the era of this top shop Joni spray on skinny jeans. |
| 1:57.5 | I went to go to the toilet, I was so drunk I couldn't undo my jeans and just wet myself through my jeans. I went to go to the toilet. I was so drunk I couldn't undo my jeans and just wet myself |
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