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Have Kids, They Said…

Christmas Party Problems

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can Elf on the Shelf be used to keep kids in line? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.

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0:00.0

Hey yo, yo, yeah, oh, yeah, are you ready for the holiday season? I am ready for the holiday season. Oh, you know I'm ready for football. I'm a Niners fan. They look good.

0:13.0

I'm also excited because tomorrow's the first night of Hanukkah, so super duper into the holiday season. I'm going to light my first candle. It's going to be great.

0:20.0

Light that Menorah. Do you light it with a blowtor with a candle? No, no. No.

0:25.0

No. As you can tell, Rich and I like to be silly and stupid and sometimes very, actually often very, very inappropriate.

0:32.0

Why don't you light the manure by blowing fire?

0:33.7

No, no, no, no, it's not going to happen. So make sure you have children. Yes, thank you.

0:38.8

Make sure your children are out of the room because it's not for their ears.

0:41.6

Oh yeah, and by the way we we want to keep

0:43.3

holiday and holiday magic alive at your kids so specifically this time of the

0:48.4

year no kids listening please. No kids get them out of the room. You've been warned.

0:53.2

What's your name?

0:57.8

I mean.

0:58.8

What's your name?

1:01.8

Who am I? Oh, heh. Becky! My favorite thing is starting in the episode of

1:17.0

I get they said when Rich has food in his mouth because he's always eating even though even though

1:26.2

I love how you just took down a piece of toast you know what I just you just reminded me

1:29.7

of something I could never do now often when I was I want to say in high school right

1:35.9

before bed I'd come down and my mom would make me a toasted bagel because you just

1:39.7

ate a piece of like white toast a toasted bagel with butter, sugar, and cinnamon. I

1:44.5

take down a whole bagel before I went to bed. What kind of like big girl

1:50.9

shit is that? I mean that's not that why would I do that that's completely on

1:54.3

out. When you were younger and you were athletic and active and you're I talk about this

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