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Have Kids, They Said…

Christmas Nightmares

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Volume, Morning Mash Up, Kids & Family, Sxm, Parenting, After Mash

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol.

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0:00.0

Hey, this podcast is for not kids.

0:05.0

Oh, he really wanted to do it that the whole time to call?

0:08.0

If you come here for parenting, if you've come,

0:11.0

if you've come here for a parenting podcast. You've come to the right place. That's my

0:15.2

mini mouse. Wow that's bad. Well garsh she sounds like an idiot. Oh my God was that

0:20.1

goofy? What you want the, you want the whole family?

0:23.3

Every fucking.

0:24.4

Hey listen, this podcast is not for kids, it's about kids, it's about life,

0:27.8

it's about meltdowns and family and everything.

0:30.3

You've been warned.

0:31.1

Or should I say, oh, you've been warned

0:33.0

It's really really hard really bad. I'm bad.

0:36.0

An impression is not just it's not just talking in a boy.

0:39.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey! Hey!

0:43.0

Oh, I mean!

0:46.0

What your name?

0:47.0

What's your name?

0:48.0

Oh, who am I?

0:50.0

Bahu!

0:51.0

Ha ha ha ha! Oh, gee, he's going to gee!

0:55.0

Gee is on the fucking bitchin! So are we doing the intro first like the kids and you're right?

1:08.8

So are we doing the intro first like the

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