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Baby Geniuses

Christmas in July

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! You've all been asking for it (seriously) - we're now officially an anal fissure themed podcast! I went into the podcast hosting settings to change our show's category from "Comedy" to "Anal Fissures (Discussion)" but it was surprisingly not available as a category anymore. On Chunch Chat, we talk about Martha's inability to hashtag correctly. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Christmas in July," an incredibly unseasonable submission.

Transcript

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A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:26.0

hello babies welcome to baby geniuses.

0:34.0

Babby jeans.

0:36.0

I'm Emily?

0:37.4

I'm Lisa.

0:38.4

This is our show.

0:39.5

If it sounds a little different, it's because I'm in a different room. Well you are in a different room look at that.

0:44.0

Yeah, how do you like that?

0:46.0

I love it.

0:48.0

I am currently recording in my bedroom

0:52.0

ou la no one get any ideas.

0:54.4

Sexy.

0:55.4

Because my mother-in-law broke her ankle and had to have surgery and there are too many

1:01.4

stairs at her house so she's recovering here in my office

1:04.4

which is where I usually record. So everything is upside down. Godspeed and

1:10.5

condolences and well-w wishes. Thank you very much. I think she's only

1:17.5

going to be here for another week. That's good. But it's fine. How are you, Lisa?

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