Hello and welcome to The Complete Guide to Everything, a podcast about everything.

I'm Waiver host, Tom.

And I'm Tim.

Tim, how are you doing in this holiday month?

I'm even jollier than I've been in weeks past.

Wow.

And in the paliness is ramping up at an alarming rate. I mean, it is alarming, uh, in weeks past. Wow. And in the,

joliness is ramping up at an alarming rate. I mean, it is alarming, Tim, because, uh,

you've been so jolly the past few weeks that, uh, your friends have been concerned.

You know, every year, the week before Christmas, you always try to do this.

Well, you just get, you get too jolly and we're concerned.

There's not, I'll say it again, there's nothing wrong with being jolly.

You can't be too jolly.

Yeah, but, you know, it's a question of like, what are you, what are you putting into your body that's making you so jolly?

Jelly!

Tim, are you using a jolly enhancing drugs?

It's all natural jelly.

I guess like ecstasy.

That's probably like a jolly enhancing.

I don't know if like jolliness is the way to describe the experience on ecstasy.

Yeah, I think you hear that like, oh man, I went to, I was out at the, at the discotheque last night.

You never, well, okay.

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