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🗓️ 23 December 2015
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi. Hello. My name is Anna Ferris. I know. I'm married to you. Whoa, how am I supposed to say my name now? |
0:09.8 | I'm new to this. My name is Chris Pratt. Honey, what would you like for Christmas? |
0:16.0 | Ooh, a cool hat. Like a fedora or a sea hawks? |
0:25.3 | Caches of trap. I know you thought fedoras were cool. Maybe a hat, maybe one of those |
0:33.0 | fishing hats, like a bucket hat. You can like hook your little... You can put |
0:39.1 | lures on it if you wanted. Yeah. All right, well listen, I want to thank you so |
0:45.6 | much for being so patient with me doing this podcast. Well, you're welcome. |
0:53.2 | What? It turns out I am making a shit ton of money off of it. That's good. That's |
0:59.7 | good. Yeah, I'm gonna buy a sea yacht. So thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. |
1:06.4 | That'll be nice. I like yachts. That's what I want for Christmas. When yacht? |
1:11.3 | Please. Thank you. If we were to get a yacht, how many bedrooms would you want? |
1:19.4 | Just one big bedroom. Like a 10,000 square foot bedroom. They'd sleep right in one |
1:25.8 | giant bed with us. The whole cast of what's that show? That yacht show? |
1:31.8 | A blow deck. And you know what? No. Honey, I love you. You want to make love to all the staff? |
1:40.3 | I didn't say make love to them. And just they'd sleep in bed with us. They would watch and listen as we may love. |
1:44.8 | So yeah, do I sleep in the middle and then they all get sort of kicked off during the |
1:54.8 | well, every night we'll vote one of them off the yacht and throw them off throw them overboard |
1:59.4 | until it's just me and you. So you don't so it would be kind of the best option to get voted off |
2:07.3 | the first night. Then you wouldn't have to watch the all your friends get thrown off. Do you |
2:14.2 | don't I mean? Anyways, what would you name it? If you had a boat, if you really had a yacht, |
2:20.3 | let's say, I don't know how much is a yacht cost? A million dollars. If you had a boat that costs |
2:25.7 | more than a million dollars, you can't name it something funny. You have to name it something |
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