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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

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Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

Personal Journals, Comedy, Unqualifed, Annafarispodcast, Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Annafaris

4.511.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2015

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of our loyal "Unqualified" listeners! We have a special treat for you today: "Anna Faris is Unqualified" theme song performer/writer Josh Ostrander (@MondoCozmo) and his wife Aria Pullman Ostrander(@ariapullman) join Anna and cohost/producer Sim Sarna to belt out some of Anna's favorite Christmas songs...including a hilarious version Blue Christmas featuring the lyrical freestyle stylings of Anna as Elvis Presley! And this episode is not all music; hijinks and special surprises abound in this lean 20-minute bonus episode. Thank you all so much for making "Unqualified" among the most listened-to podcasts. We're beyond humbled. Now crank up the volume on your phone, computer, bluetooth speaker or car and sing along! Credits: Technical Producer: Mike Flinn @realmikeflinn Social Media and Co-producer: Alycia Lancey @alycialancey Theme song by: Mondo Cozmo @mondocozmo Website by: Will Plyer Twitter: @unqualified IG: @unqualified Follow Anna at @annakfaris Facebook.com/annafarisisunqualified Submit your questions: www.annafarisisunqualified.com

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0:00.0

Hi. Hello. My name is Anna Ferris. I know. I'm married to you. Whoa, how am I supposed to say my name now?

0:09.8

I'm new to this. My name is Chris Pratt. Honey, what would you like for Christmas?

0:16.0

Ooh, a cool hat. Like a fedora or a sea hawks?

0:25.3

Caches of trap. I know you thought fedoras were cool. Maybe a hat, maybe one of those

0:33.0

fishing hats, like a bucket hat. You can like hook your little... You can put

0:39.1

lures on it if you wanted. Yeah. All right, well listen, I want to thank you so

0:45.6

much for being so patient with me doing this podcast. Well, you're welcome.

0:53.2

What? It turns out I am making a shit ton of money off of it. That's good. That's

0:59.7

good. Yeah, I'm gonna buy a sea yacht. So thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome.

1:06.4

That'll be nice. I like yachts. That's what I want for Christmas. When yacht?

1:11.3

Please. Thank you. If we were to get a yacht, how many bedrooms would you want?

1:19.4

Just one big bedroom. Like a 10,000 square foot bedroom. They'd sleep right in one

1:25.8

giant bed with us. The whole cast of what's that show? That yacht show?

1:31.8

A blow deck. And you know what? No. Honey, I love you. You want to make love to all the staff?

1:40.3

I didn't say make love to them. And just they'd sleep in bed with us. They would watch and listen as we may love.

1:44.8

So yeah, do I sleep in the middle and then they all get sort of kicked off during the

1:54.8

well, every night we'll vote one of them off the yacht and throw them off throw them overboard

1:59.4

until it's just me and you. So you don't so it would be kind of the best option to get voted off

2:07.3

the first night. Then you wouldn't have to watch the all your friends get thrown off. Do you

2:14.2

don't I mean? Anyways, what would you name it? If you had a boat, if you really had a yacht,

2:20.3

let's say, I don't know how much is a yacht cost? A million dollars. If you had a boat that costs

2:25.7

more than a million dollars, you can't name it something funny. You have to name it something

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