Christmas 2020 with Mario Cantone

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Starburns Audio

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Friend and fan favorite Mario Cantone returns for GGACP's annual holiday episode and a funny and festive conversation about awkward child actors, depressing Christmas carols, holiday-themed horror films, the musical talents of Leslie Bricusse and Jerry Herman and the 50th anniversary of Rankin/Bass' "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town." Also, Mickey Mouse meets Scrooge, Katharine Hepburn tugs on St. Nick's beard, Cyrano de Bergerac warbles a seasonal ditty and Mario (finally) discovers the legend of Cesar Romero. PLUS: Tattoo sings! Ed Norton swings! "Christmas at SeaWorld"! Saluting Paul Coker! And Bob Hope and Marie Osmond holiday in Saudi Arabia! (Produced & edited by John Murray. Special thanks to Jerry Dixon. In loving memory of Mike McPadden). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:16.7	Hi, this is Kilbert Gottfried and this is Kilbert Gottfried, amazing colossal podcast
1:31.0	with my co-host, Frank Santopadre.
1:34.7	Well, it's the most wonderful time of the year again and for the 47th year in a row.
1:42.2	It feels like 47 years.
1:43.7	I'm so friggin tired of this shit.
1:45.7	We're not even in the same room.
1:47.1	You're in Florida with the rest of the old Jews.
1:49.3	I wish that steak would just snap off like a brittle dick and just sink into the ocean.
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