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The Christian O’Connell Show

Christian's Wife Won't Stop Reading "Awk Porn"

The Christian O’Connell Show

GOLD and iHeart Australia

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music Interviews

4.7823 Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

Now, I don't know whether you read these books, Patsy, but my wife goes crazy for these books by someone who's sold like a Kekyllian books.

0:08.5

Now, I don't want to be a generalisation here, but mainly, I believe her audience is middle-aged ladies.

0:16.3

It's basically, for my sort of, I've only read a page or two of them, what can I describe as orc porn.

0:23.4

My wife loves, forget about 50 shades of grey,

0:28.4

this is powerful stuff for her.

0:32.4

That's all I want to say, it's a gentleman on the radio.

0:35.4

These books, like she's really one at the moment called

0:37.4

A Court of Mist and Fury.

0:41.8

I'm just going to read from the back of the book here.

0:45.2

Freya has forgotten her bargain with Rysand,

0:48.0

the mesmerizing high lord of the fear night court.

0:52.9

Am I the high lord?

0:54.0

I don't know. It's a birthday next week.

0:56.1

Maybe I...

0:56.7

You're the Dark Lord.

0:57.8

Maybe can I go to that costuming place that did the outfits?

1:00.2

Have you got a High Lord thing?

1:02.2

It's for Freya and Rysand.

1:04.6

As Freya navigates his dark web of political games and tantalizing promises,

1:09.9

a greater evil looms. she might be the key to stopping

1:13.0

it but only if she can step into a greater power heal her fractured soul and have the courage to shape

1:18.8

her own future and the future of a world cloven in two what is that even mean It's 100% true.

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