Christian Art: The Good, the Bad, and the Kanye
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Patrick takes a shot, old TV commercials, John Mulaney vs. Bo Burnham, and the three tiers of good Christian art. Ethan flies off the handle in Dr. Ethan's dating corner.
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| 0:00.0 | that's disgusting |
| 0:02.0 | you're not going to do that right now no |
| 0:03.4 | oh gosh |
| 0:07.6 | I can't believe you just |
| 0:10.9 | did a shot of watermelon Malibu |
| 0:13.1 | at 3.50 in the afternoon on a |
| 0:15.9 | Wednesday. Oh so gross |
| 0:17.9 | oh my gosh |
| 0:19.1 | come do again Oh, so gross. Oh, my gosh. Come to do it again. |
| 0:29.6 | Welcome to The Crunch. |
| 0:34.2 | The only podcast that helps you get connected for free at education connection.com. |
| 0:35.1 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:36.4 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:38.6 | You remember that commercial? Yeah. |
| 0:46.1 | Working for an hourly wage. I went to high school, didn't do grades. Free credit report, baby. |
| 0:54.0 | No, it's different line because I was too lazy. What? That's a different one. That's that's FRE. That spells free credit report.com baby. Baby saw their ads on my TV. Yeah. Yeah. But it's different. No, no. It's get connected for free at Education Connection. |
| 1:01.8 | The weird thing about the get the the the saw their ad on my TV thing was that was the first ad that I saw on TV. |
| 1:09.0 | No, no, no, for that company. |
| 1:11.1 | And so I was like, they saw this ad, but they're singing the song in the ad. |
| 1:17.4 | It's meta. |
| 1:18.7 | It's meta. |
| 1:19.7 | Yeah, before they had the multiverse, before they had Rick and 40, they had the f f a e that spells free credit report |
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