Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.9 • 45.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more! Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist! Send your weird and wonderful stories to [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on this week's episode of Shagged Married Innoid.
0:02.7	I don't even think there's a topic we don't cover this week, Rosie.
0:06.0	Eggs, check.
0:07.0	Candles.
0:07.8	Check. Check. Flujab. Check. Check. Skin cream. Check. Creatine. Check. Philanthropy. That was a hard one. Kind of. Yeah. Look forward to that. The return of the less talk about shit jingle.
0:19.0	You need to practice the harm me on that.
0:21.5	If we're going to keep doing it.
0:22.6	You need to tell me you're going to do it.
0:23.9	You can't just do a straight away. The return of the let's talk about shit jingle. You need to practice the harm me on that.
0:21.5	If we're going to keep doing it.
0:22.6	You need to tell me you're going to do it. You can't just do it straight away. I need vocal warm up. I need training. I need singing lessons. Right? I can't fucking sing. You should know this by now. And there's a fantastic question from you guys. We'll go washing numb knobs. check, check. We've got everything going on.
0:36.7	Enjoy.
0:39.0	This episode is sponsored by Tesco.
0:41.8	Now, you know it's Christmas in our house when the kitchen turns into what can only be
0:45.2	described as the great British stress off. Honestly, I've got three timers going all at the same time.
0:50.8	Chris is trying to help by basting everything inside, including the rose potatoes.
0:55.4	And then the kids are demanding to know when they can open.
0:57.5	Just one more present.
0:59.0	It's called festive prep.
1:00.6	Anyway, the food is the main event, isn't it?
1:02.7	Yes, and I'm doing a full spread this year.
1:05.2	Beef, turkey, gammon, the works.
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