Chrimbo with Jackson Baly

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sanspence Network.
0:07.4	I was trying to do a Christmassy open, but I couldn't think of any Christmasy words.
0:11.8	Ho!
0:13.0	Good evening, one and all.
0:16.2	And welcome to a very Christmasy episode of Shut Up a second.
0:22.8	My name's Aidan.
0:24.8	I'm joined by Cass.
0:26.6	Oh, he is.
0:29.5	Do you four hoes?
0:31.2	I think you did four hoes.
0:32.6	Are you coming at me?
0:34.5	Mine was Christmassy.
0:35.8	Mine had a Christmas demean.
0:37.0	I don't think I've ever heard. Good evening. Not good evening. No, it's not. Both of you had a real Dracula vibe, if I'm honest. Oh, I'm thinking of Dracula. Oh my God, right. It is easy to get confused. And we're joined by Jackson B. Bailey, of course. Hello, of course. Of course. I'm here for Christmas, for Crombus.
0:55.0	And for today's topic, it's Crimbo.
0:58.4	Crimbo!
0:58.9	Crimbo!
0:59.0	Crombo!
1:47.0	To call him Crimbo. Crimbo. I think that would be really good. Crimbo. Fetched by dagger. Yeah. I don't know. Crimbo's a real goblin name. Yeah. Sure. Do you own goblins though? I don't think you should. Yeah. I can't. So like the horse thing, like you can't ever really own a goblin. Yeah, that's true. They've got a free spirit, you know. What's the horse thing? You can't own a horse. You can't really owning it. It lives in your house or not. It doesn't live in your house. I've seen a video of a guy who lived in a house of the horse. I love watching footage of people putting horses in homes. Yeah.
1:48.0	It's too much for the horse's brain, I think.
1:50.0	Yeah.
1:51.0	They're so big.
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