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Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

My name's Hayden, I'm joined by Cass, hello Cass.

And we are joined also by Joel Dusha.

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And today we're talking about caffeine.

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I'm the guest, so speaking first is a little bit of a faux part. Go for it. I can't get. But caffeine fucking rocks. I fucking love caffeine so much. You're a fan. Your fans? Caffeine is like top three substances, I reckon. Yeah. I... I'm not looking... No, no, no, I mean substances. Is air a substance? Water is certainly a substance. Water probably sneaks... Water, the earth. That's where my top three. Earth, probably at third? Yeah, fair. Is Earth a substance? Well, it's made of a substance, I assume. Is substance have to be wet? No, it's just, it's just substance. It just exists. It sustains something. Also, what do you mean wet? It's substantial. Liquid. Liquid, well, everything can be a gas, a liquid, and a solid. Not everything can be those. Well, actually, I guess, well, most things. Matter can be. There is probably some elements

that can't. No, I think everything can. It's like at a crazy extreme temperature that would be

unrealistic to do on Earth, but everything can. Well, then I guess everything is technically a

substance. Yes, the substance. Well, done then. You're both correct. Yeah. Well, Cass,

out of the three of us, you're the only person

who doesn't absolutely fucking thrash caffeine. So maybe our quick brains fueled by caffeine is the reason we got to that fast up. Do you know what? No, I actually love caffeine because I can't handle it very well. So if I ever want to have a silly day, it's like driving a sports car for you. Oh my God.

I'll have half a shot of coffee in the morning,

and it feels like I go all tingling.

And it feels like I'm, day. It's like driving a sports car for you. Oh my God. I'll have half a shot of coffee in the morning

and it feels like I go all tingling and it feels like I'm really excited, but I don't know what for.

I mean, when we're doing the two in the Think Tank 400 episodes spectacular, available now on

podcasting apps and YouTube. And YouTube, of course. You had a large coffee going in and when we were coming out, you're like, I'm so buzzed. I think that coffee probably had a whole shot in it. I'm like, well, it was a large, so we've been two shots of coffee. You went, oh, it's four times the amount of coffee that I usually have. That explains it. Cassin later came home and was like, two shots of coffee in the morning is actually a perfect amount for me because I'm so jittery all day that I get tired and sleep well. Like, that's cool. I did come home and I spoke the fastest I think I've spoken in a very long time. Yeah. You've been pretty fast anyway. Yeah. Thank God I'm caffeine sensitive. But it does feel like a fun little, like, secret cheeky treat.

I fluctuate.

I can talk slow if I haven't had my coffee.

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