Chopped Chumps - 8.19.25

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🗓️ 19 August 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. Thank you. I'm Badoorrake, the number one Democratic dork.
0:32.2	He loves to swear and also wears women's underwear.
0:35.6	Joe Biden says he doesn't understand why Karen Bass's brother, Don Bass, is so important to a peace agreement for Ukraine.
0:42.9	According to NATO Secretary General Mark Ruta, the new suit that President Zelenskyy wore to the White House yesterday is a sign that he no longer has daddy issues.
0:55.0	Trump could solve the Ukraine problem by just simply sending a million illegal aliens to the front line.
1:02.0	If they live, they become American citizens.
1:05.0	He killed two birds for one stone. No joke.
1:08.0	A recent survey indicated that 25% of liberals are on some sort of antipsychotic drug.
1:15.5	Now, that's not the scary part.
1:17.1	That means 75% of them are running around untreated.
1:20.6	They call it dope for a reason.
1:24.5	Joe Biden said he was in favor of legalizing the, you know, the thing.
1:31.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:34.0	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:35.8	You chump.
1:37.3	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:41.6	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:44.1	Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to
1:46.0	readywise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.

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