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Joey Chestnut breathes a huge sigh of relief after learning that Chris Christie will

be nowhere near Coney Island.

Driving that Porsche high-uncocaine.

There was a young man down Portland way.

He had a funky sound, no one else could play.

He was a tough man at his craft, but then his number came up and he was gone in the

draft.

He's in the Army now, blowing Beverly.

He's a boogey-woogey-how-wee-boy, a company C.

I do, I do, I do do do do do, he blows eight to the bar, and how he rhythms.

He can't blow a note unless he has a guitar playing with him.

And his company jumps when he blows, Beverly sees a boogey-woogey-how-wee-boy, a company

C.

That was some funky sound coming under that company C.

Harris Federman 24, because he'll be to her what she is to Brandon and what Brandon was

to Obama.

The President of the United States needs to this depends day, I'm thankful I could stand

here with home care, American swearing, super absorbent, depends, and I'm told I could

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