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The deals are endless. Howie you got to love how Joe Biden referenced the hundreds of thousands of

acres that he's flown over for the climate wildfire incidents to be twice the size of Maryland.

You think you'd have enough intelligence to use a bigger state?

You know things are messed up when the President of Columbia

University sounds more like someone who is the President of Columbia.

Pally, how many of those brain genius protesters do you think could pick out

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Joe Biden is just like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chair.

It's Death to America. That's their position, but before this event can come to fruition they have to make sure

the taxpayers endure long enough to pay off their college tuition.

After the Title IX revisions, men and women's sports will now be known as men and

lesser men's sports.

Hi, Howrie, why don't we stop calling these Ivy League colleges Ivy League and call them what they really are?

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