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She should know something about that because when she gets bombed, she usually empties a room.

We've gone from Putin's pain at the pump to the Ayatollah's oil overcharge.

Oh boy, where is Brandon when we need him?

Hey, Howie.

Iran used to have an Ayatola.

Now they have a Gayatola.

I kind of feel sorry for the new Ayatola.

I heard he's impotent.

It's going to be torture for him to get 72 virgins

and not being able to do anything with them. A Michigan man, a Virginia man, and two Pennsylvania

men walk into a bar. And the bartender says, salamam alaikum. Hello, it's Supreme Leader Hamaday calling.

I'm just wanting to know if you guys could send those big, strong men from the military,

and maybe have JD Vance drop the mother of all bombs on me.

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