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I mean, Hillary doesn't look a day over zombie.

Howie, would you do me a favor?

Asked Trooper Proctor if Lieutenant Tenton had a new Bedford accent.

Thank you.

Talking about the Undersecretary, Bill Clinton had that position all the time.

Hillary Clinton said she answered every single question that was asked, except one.

Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?

Why are you picking on my woman?

She going to slap the dog out of me if I speak unfavorably, and Lolita was the name of my boat.

I just like the sound of it.

Oh, wait.

The Bill and Hillary Clinton's three-point strategy regarding Jeffrey Epstein files is as follows.

Number one, lie.

Number two, lie.

And if all else fails, number three, lie.

That will be all.

Reports of Hillary Clinton's testimony.

She verified she never, never knew Jeffrey Epstein, and only met him once in tapping.

And that was in jail.

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