Choosing the Bear
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather has skeeted into the house fresh off a nose bleed. She is ready to take on her birthday month of March! She shares details of an upcoming shoot she is nervous about and her shows in Texas and her roots in the rodeo. Heading to Japan soon, she is ready to adopt Punch herself. She takes on a voicemail about the theatre kids version of the high school sport team.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely |
| 0:34.4 | Not podcast. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:40.5 | How are you? How are you? |
| 0:48.3 | Welcome to March. March is my birth month. That's all I'm going to give you. How are we doing? |
| 0:53.8 | I hope you are well. I hope you're having a fantastic day, evening, wherever you're at in, you know, |
| 0:54.5 | orbiting the Earth or the moon or the sun or however that solar system works. Hope you're having a fantastic day, evening, wherever you're at in, you know, orbiting the earth or the moon or the sun or however that solar system works. Hope you're having a good one. |
| 0:59.2 | I got to be honest with you. Really rushed into the office today, truly by the skin of my teeth. |
| 1:04.2 | And by that, I mean, I got a nosebleed for the first time since summer camp of probably 98, I was washing my face this morning. |
| 1:13.4 | I'd already gotten dressed or I was doing my makeup. |
| 1:15.6 | All of a sudden, I bend over and my nose just starts bleeding. |
| 1:20.4 | And I was alone, but I got embarrassed. |
| 1:23.5 | Why is it though a nosebleed out of nowhere is so embarrassing? So I got a nosebleed. I'm clogging |
| 1:31.7 | it up and I used to get nosebleeds all the time as a kid. Had a lot of E&T, your nose and throat |
| 1:36.0 | issues growing up, which I'm sure you wanted to really dive into. But I used to go to this one |
| 1:42.5 | theater camp here in Atlanta. And for some reason, |
| 1:45.0 | I was allergic to the carpet cleaner in the theater. And if you want to be a theater kid, |
| 1:49.1 | you know what you can't be allergic to? Carpet in theaters. You just can't. There's a lot of it. |
| 1:55.2 | And every time we go in for play practice at theater camp, so you know what we're doing a lot of? |
| 2:00.0 | That. We're doing mostly |
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