Choco Taco Has Risen w/ Jake Young

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week on Page 7, MJ and Jackie are joined by Jake Young of Nerd of Mouth, as their talkin' the horrors of Christmas including Grýla, and her appearance in the even more blood curdling terror that is "Red One." Jackie continues to sing the praises of the UniversalYums advent calendar, Jake brings up a concerning connection with Miley and mullets, and then it's time for some Golden Globe chat! Matthew Lillard is a bit upset by being attacked by Quentin Tarantino for apparently no reason as his pissfest continues, and then it's time for the List of "16 Times Celebs Tried To Be Funny, Relatable, Or Wise, But Actually Came Across As Extremely Out-Of-Touch"! After that it's Blindz time, followed by Jackie's Snackies @ 1:06:14.885, MJs Minute Munchies @ 1:14:21.352, and Jakey's Slakey's @ 1:17:30.025! All that and more on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Silent bitch, holy bitch.
0:06.4	Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but inside we're so insightful.
0:12.3	By we, we mean me, Kara Klank.
0:14.4	And me, Jackie Zabrowski.
0:16.0	The hosts of Who's the Bitch right here on the last podcast network.
0:19.4	Where you bring us your bitchuation and we tell you who the bitch is.
0:22.9	The next bitchathon is sliding down your chimney on Thursday, December 11th.
0:28.2	We're taking your calls live.
0:30.1	4 p.m. to 8 p.m. Pacific Standard Time.
0:32.6	7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Eastern Standard time.
0:34.9	So grab some holiday buzz balls and join us. It's also going to be a
0:39.3	makeshift LPN holiday party, so you never know what's going to happen. Jingle your little bells over
0:44.0	to YouTube.com slash at who's the bee. Watch along, join the chat, and call us with your reindeer games.
0:50.9	You mean the Ben Affleck movie? Maybe.
0:54.0	See you bitches there! Oh, it is my favorite time of year.
1:10.0	I guess I may as well sing my favorite song.
1:13.9	Oh, you think it's that other one, but no.
1:17.1	Oh, Christmas tree.
1:20.3	Oh, Christmas tree.
1:23.8	Such pleasure do you bring me.
1:26.7	He's backing away. He's doing a Homerer simpson into the bushes oh christmas tree he's making himself small
1:33.8	you'll ever be unchanging you're safe here jake
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