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The Moon Under Water

Chloe Petts (Part One)

The Moon Under Water

Audio Always

Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8675 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

No, your eyes aren't deceiving you; the Mists genuinely shifting to create a football pitch (complete with football, goals and nets). Good luck kicking a ball made out of water vapour, but this does signify something bigger. It seems like The Moon Under Water is preparing itself to welcome a football-mad guest... and it is so! Approaching the Correct Realm is stand-up comedian and self-described "football lout" Chloe Petts!


Chloe has been described as "one of the most compelling young comics" in the country. As well as performing countless shows around the UK, sell-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and numerous writing credits, she's also the founder of The Lol Word, a queer comedy collective based in London. But the most impressive of all her talents? She's a Crystal Palace fan; and a passionate one at that. Here's hoping she's just as passionate about pubs as she is Roy Hodgson.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

I knew what I was escaping from, but not where I was going.

0:15.0

I found connection and cheer and communion and my place at the moon underwater.

0:28.5

I'm Robbie Knox and I'm the landlord of the moon underwater,

0:33.6

a mystical place where guests create their dream pub.

1:02.0

Thank you. Water, a mystical place where I'm well, thanks. How are you?

1:03.6

Yeah, very well, thank you.

1:04.8

Have you been up to anything good this week?

1:06.2

I have. I've been, I don't know whether you found this in the correct realm,

1:09.9

but it sort of stimulates my creative juices. So I've been spending I don't know whether you found this in the correct realm, but it sort of stimulates my creative juices.

1:13.3

So I've been spending a lot of time down by the pond,

1:15.8

painting watercolours.

1:16.9

Have you?

1:17.4

What have you been painting?

1:18.4

The pond.

1:19.0

Yeah, the pond.

1:19.5

Yeah.

1:20.1

The pond.

1:22.2

The pond.

1:23.5

The fun of the moon and the self was laughing at that.

1:27.8

The pond and the old mill in the background.

1:31.4

Yeah.

1:31.5

It's beautiful, isn't it?

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