Chloe La Branche: Going To Rehab 8 Times & Drinking With Grandma

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Chloe is a couple days sober and her demons are still out to play.

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0:00.0	They didn't like me at UCB because they would be like,
0:03.3	you know, you're always as supposed to yes and this person would say something I just say no.
0:08.0	And they'd be like,
0:09.6	Chloe and I'd be like, I'm not going to enable this person. They're not funny.
0:13.6	I'm not an enabler. No.
0:16.7	And so they're like, this is not for you. I also would like to get shit-faced during the break.
0:20.5	It was like 10 minutes.
0:36.0	You guys, we have one of the craziest bitches I know.
0:39.5	One of the funniest comics in New York City and an immediate nice person to me when I came on the scene.
0:47.0	We have Chloe LeBranch.
0:48.8	Hey, how are you? Did I pronounce it right?
0:50.8	Yeah, you did.
0:51.6	I just realized I've never said your last name out loud.
0:54.1	Chloe LeBranch, it says on your website and I love bringing up comics websites because I feel like
0:58.6	they never update it and yours is definitely not updated. I have a website.
1:03.6	I didn't actually, you don't know how to say it. It was from Stand Up New York's bio.
1:12.3	Okay. Chloe is a retired debut aunt.
1:15.6	Yes. Is that true?
1:16.9	Yeah, I was a debut aunt three times in New York.
1:19.6	Is that a thing in New York?
1:20.9	Oh, yeah. I actually have a thing right here. I could show you
1:25.5	hanging on my wall. Like my middle school teacher sent it to me.
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