China Now Owns The Moon | 6.5.24

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Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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In Episode 1476, China dominates moon exploration and colonization. You can now buy used tampons online. An Amazon tribe finally got the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink and they are all now addicted to porn and a woman in Nebraska came back to live at a funeral home. Brought to you by: Lasara.com/HardFactor - Get 10% off getting in the best shape of your life at Lasara Men’s Health Patreon.com/HardFactor - Support the pod and get access to Discord Chat with the Hosts, and up to 3 Weekly Bonus Podcasts! (00:00:00) - On the agenda for today’s episode (00:04:52) - 74-year-old Nebraska woman declared dead at nursing home discovered breathing at funeral home 2 hours later, she died hours after the error was discovered at the local hospital (00:13:15) - Elon Musk’s Starlink connects remote Amazon tribe to the internet for the first time. Internet access has led Brazil’s Marubo People to become hooked up on porn, and addicted to social media. (00:18:05) - ‘Lucrative business’: Online shop is selling used tampons to strangers (00:26:35) - China's Moon probe launches back toward Earth with sample from far side of lunar surface (00:33:43) - Biden signs executive order drastically tightening southern border (00:35:10) - Five hesitant hitmen jailed over botched assassination plot in China (00:37:54) - Thank you for the gifts! | Send us more gifts here: https://throne.com/signup?elem=landingPageHeader&p=fan (00:38:16) - Want more Hard Factor? Become a Patron to get access to 3 years worth of Florida man Friday and Hive Hour Episodes, plus access to our newest show LET'S GO! - patreon.com/hardfactor HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.2	And this is our factor.
0:05.1	And there is no one that does it better.
0:08.4	Right now, yeah. Nobody does it better.
0:10.9	I ain't repeating myself. Go Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living with a nightmare.
0:17.0	And I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always doing.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good! Good morning and welcome to episode 1476 of Hard Factor. It is Wednesday, June 5th, 2024.
0:53.7	Thank you for cheating on the news with us.
0:55.4	80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
0:58.9	Everything you need to know in 40-ish minutes or less,
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1:03.0	dot com slash Hard Factor.
1:04.6	Today, Pat's got a woman who was pronounced dead twice, two times.
1:10.0	Wow.
1:11.0	That's right.
1:12.0	The press is. She came back to life and then died shortly thereafter.
1:15.0	Whoa.
1:17.0	Okay, Lazarus.
1:18.0	That's a party trick.
1:19.0	Yeah, it really is.
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