Childhood Ambitions

The Complete Guide to Everything

Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds

Tim Daniels, Facts, Comedy, Knowledge, Tv & Film, Funny, Humor, Learning, Tom Reynolds, Society & Culture

4.5 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Ever wonder what the tiny, child-versions of Tim & Tom wanted to be when they grew up? What were our hopes and our dreams? The answers may shock you.Also, Burger King announces it'll serve hot dogs, Tom has a question about the Super Bowl and we solve a problem about old love letters.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything apart.
0:10.0	Cast about everything. I'm one of your hosts. Tom Tim.
0:13.0	Tim, how are you doing this week? Tom? Yeah.
0:16.0	I'm doing all right this week. We got some break in news from Burger King. Yeah.
0:23.0	The groundhog last week saw or didn't see a shadow. Whatever the one that is about spring coming.
0:32.0	Some excited about spring. Superbowl. You saw the superbowl. I watched the Superbowl.
0:38.0	I saw some great products and services advertised during the Superbowl.
0:42.0	So all in all things on a massive upswing here. I have one Superbowl relay question for you.
0:50.0	Okay. What per shoot? What percentage of the of the US population? Everyone.
0:58.0	Little kids, old people, you name it. Babies. Babies. What percentage do you think?
1:05.0	Horses. No, just people. Okay. What percentage do you think? And not and Tim, that doesn't include corporations.
1:13.0	I know what you're thinking. Yeah. Well, corporations are people, my friend.
1:19.0	Well, all people besides corporations. Okay. What percentage do you think would die as a result of being tackled by a football player one time?
1:33.0	An NFL football player and like a clear like dude gets to tackle anyway he wants. He gets like complete free shot.
1:44.0	Well, in the rule following the rules of the story.
1:49.0	Following the rules of football. But he still wants to kill this person.
1:53.0	He wants to kill. I don't think they want to kill in this situation. Yeah. Well, you know what?
1:57.0	In real life, an old lady's not going to be on the gridiron, Tim. Yeah. But like so you're so the person is trying to kill them.
2:05.0	Trying to hit them as hard as he possibly can. Okay.
2:09.0	And so they can't grab the face mask and like snap somebody's hand.
2:16.0	It has to be a fair hit like the ref wouldn't blow throw a flag. Right. Okay.
2:22.0	And the person would not be the other person would not be wearing pads. But the football player could be wearing pads if he wanted.
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