Hello you cube shaped robins. Welcome to the blind by podcast. Let's begin this

week's podcast with a little poem a poem that was sent into us by Louis

Tamelson, formerly of one direction. The poem is called I Tilted My Head. One day

five years ago I noticed a smell and the color of my shirt. So I tilted my

head to sniff the color. I won't bore you by telling you what happened but I

will give you instructions on what you should do if you notice a smell and the

color of your shirt. Tilt your head to one side, snort your color, inhale deeply,

don't stop until the color of your shirt is taught with your nostrils. Keep

sucking in inhale your shirt in its entirety. This may take up to seven hours. You

are now wearing your shirt inside your chest. Thank you very much Louis Tamelson

for that poem. I tilted my head. Thank you very much. I was a pleasure to read

out. I hope you're doing well. I hope you're doing well Louis. So what's the crack?

How are you everyone? Welcome to this podcast. If you're a first-time listener, go

back to some earlier episodes. Swim around in the podcast. Swim around and

that's what I'd say. Treat the back catalogue as a del or a broke, you know? And

you can't swim in a broke, can you? I saw a broke a bit. Not a lake because it's

not. Treat the podcast like a fucking a clean pond, a man-made pond and just

swim around in it. By which I mean listen to some earlier episodes please. If

you're a regular listener, what's the crack? How are you getting on? I got shit

sleep last night because just as I was drifting after sleep, I learned a bizarre

a bizarre fact. Right? So in 1956, when they were having the Olympics in Australia,

and so you know, you know, when you have the Olympics in a country, they do this

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