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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Chicken Banana

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 4, 2025: A turd where a turd shouldn't be. Cheating bastards. Everything you wanna know about being bricked up. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear.

0:04.0

Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard

0:07.6

heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already?

0:11.9

And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May.

0:17.3

Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that

0:21.5

AC soon. April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer rush

0:26.5

starts. So get on that today. Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune up. Thanks for listening.

0:32.1

We love you podcasters. Enjoy the show. half-assed morning show 903 air it's a cool vibe in the room already

0:47.4

cubby i felt that right when i walked in the building that's better than most fridays for you that's good

0:51.8

it's a cool vibe it's's that final, final day of the

0:54.9

work week type of a vibe. I thought I smelled some marijuana in the hallway. Is it coming off of you?

1:03.2

Well, you're telling me a story off air about you're staying at a place right now where there's a lot

1:07.7

of marijuana going on. It could be coming off my clothing.

1:11.6

Stuck in your nose?

1:13.3

I don't know.

1:14.1

It's either, yeah, coming off of my clothes or maybe someone.

1:17.6

I thought I smelled it in the hallways here.

1:19.4

To me, that says everyone's looking to chill out

1:21.5

and make this a nice ending to the work week.

1:24.2

Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:27.8

We got our homie Derek filling in again on the soundboard,

1:32.2

filling in for Dana, who's off summers in Mexico with his latest wife.

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