4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2025
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Originally Aired April 4, 2025: A turd where a turd shouldn't be. Cheating bastards. Everything you wanna know about being bricked up.
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0:00.0 | Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear. |
0:04.0 | Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard |
0:07.6 | heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already? |
0:11.9 | And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May. |
0:17.3 | Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that |
0:21.5 | AC soon. April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer rush |
0:26.5 | starts. So get on that today. Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune up. Thanks for listening. |
0:32.1 | We love you podcasters. Enjoy the show. half-assed morning show 903 air it's a cool vibe in the room already |
0:47.4 | cubby i felt that right when i walked in the building that's better than most fridays for you that's good |
0:51.8 | it's a cool vibe it's's that final, final day of the |
0:54.9 | work week type of a vibe. I thought I smelled some marijuana in the hallway. Is it coming off of you? |
1:03.2 | Well, you're telling me a story off air about you're staying at a place right now where there's a lot |
1:07.7 | of marijuana going on. It could be coming off my clothing. |
1:11.6 | Stuck in your nose? |
1:13.3 | I don't know. |
1:14.1 | It's either, yeah, coming off of my clothes or maybe someone. |
1:17.6 | I thought I smelled it in the hallways here. |
1:19.4 | To me, that says everyone's looking to chill out |
1:21.5 | and make this a nice ending to the work week. |
1:24.2 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
1:27.8 | We got our homie Derek filling in again on the soundboard, |
1:32.2 | filling in for Dana, who's off summers in Mexico with his latest wife. |
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