Some things are functional people are texting in. What do you need basically to get through your day?

Stretching every morning. Yeah, well, I can't help to do that. My Xbox, masturbating, and walking my dogs.

Every day? You don't masturbate every day? Not every day. What's your weekly total? Well, for Lent, I've been trying to stay away from it. Oh, really? That's the, uh, but if you don't do it every day, I would think that'd be an easier, not necessarily easy, but an easier one to achieve. I try to at least punch the clown at least once a day, man. Could you call in bullpen relief or anything, man? You have a... Yeah, I was just trying

to not do it myself.

Oh,

we've slipped up a couple times. I get it. I did it by accident, man. Well, yeah. How do you slip up in masturbate? I mean, just like either you're consciously doing it or... Or you're not? Well, I'm just saying it sucked up and that I made the decision to and I should have.

Right, just mentally... or, or you're not? Well, I'm just saying, it sucked up,

and then I made the decision to and I shouldn't have. What was it? What was the trigger? I had to be something. I know. It had to be something. You saw something, oh, my God. TV commercial, you're like, oh, honestly, I just was hungover. I was, I was hungover. I had watched soccer at my buddy's house at the morning.

That's a sad masturbate story.

And then I, yeah, when I was, I was, I was hungover, I had watched soccer at my buddy's house at the morning.

That's a sad masturbate story. And then I, yeah, when I was, sweaty and tired, go, no, I drove home and I just, I don't know why, I looked at my buddy, he goes, we could do the rest the day, I go, I don't know, take a nap, might break the fast. And he goes, what? And he goes, Jesus, you don't have to tell me.

I don't know why I told you.

That's out of the bag now.

Well, look, I go, er. He's like, Jesus, you don't have to tell me. I don't know why I told you.

That's out of the bag now. I was going to take a nap. It's going to have a big Sunday. Just being honest. Do you take a nap first? No, after. Okay. That gets you to nap time. When you said the order, you said to take a nap to masturbate. I thought that is awful.

Look, if you ever wake up at 2.30 in the morning or 3.30 and you can't go back to bed,

that's a sure fire way to get back to sleep.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, generally. and have to masturbate. I thought that is awful. Look, if you ever wake up at 2.30 in the morning or 3.3 and you can't go back to bed,

that's a sure fire way to get back to sleep.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, generally, it's much, God damn it.

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