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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Cheryl Cole: she obviously only owns the one coat...

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5808 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:05.5

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

0:08.9

Hope you had a nice day yesterday.

0:10.3

I went to see, as you know, on the program.

0:12.3

Fantastic new film called Inferno.

0:15.7

It's by the same man who did The Da Vinci Code, but I didn't understand the Da Vinci Code.

0:20.4

This film I understood a lot more.

0:22.3

And it's got Tom Hanks in it, who is just brilliant. It's just, it's so clever.

0:26.1

Lots of twisty-turning bits in it and lots of high-speed action, which I'm sure you will enjoy.

0:32.0

Right, in the Celebrity Corner today, the most miserable couple in the world. Yes, here they are. It's Cheryl and Liam.

0:38.9

My God, every time they're pictured out there, you'd think, I mean, you know, call me dumb, stupid or naive,

0:44.4

but you'd think as she's pregnant, well, she certainly looks pregnant, she'd be beaming. No, little Miss misery,

0:50.7

and he looks as miserable as well. Perhaps it's some sort of cultivating an image of being

0:54.5

miserable. Perhaps they're, perhaps they're desperately unhappy. Perhaps he's thinking at the age of

0:58.1

23, how do I tell her I'm kind of going off her a little bit? Because she's a bit boring and she's so

1:03.4

much older than he is. But anyway, they've been dating for a little while, but every picture you see,

1:08.8

she's obviously only got the one coat, which she wears. As I said the other day, I'm at whatever he's met the family. It'll be a bit worrying, isn't it? I wouldn't wear jewelry or anything like that. But they go out looking really, really miserable, and they went out on a date in love. Why don't they just stay at home? Do you think so? No, they can't. They're so desperate for the publicity. They'll go out and stand just about anywhere.

1:29.9

Jerry Halliwell is pregnant, again, at the age of 44. So that's lovely. She went to the Attitude Awards.

1:36.4

I can't imagine why. I can't imagine what on earth she's doing. She's not gay. What's she doing at the Attitude Awards?

1:41.7

I always sort of worry about award ceremonies.

1:45.2

And they sort of... So what do they do? They have to try and get some names in.

1:49.2

So they give an award to Robbie Williams, like, you know, the record that didn't really do as well.

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