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This is the Daily Show with your host, Chelsea Hamles.

And I'm back for a nice two of the guest-touncing of the Daily Show.

If you watched the show last night, you'll know that I was on ecstasy.

And I was way too high to find my way out of the building.

So I am back here again tonight and I am now on Iawaska.

Thank you.

And let me tell you, I can now see that all of us are part of one infinite consciousness,

together in one soul, all of us are part of the same holy universe.

Except for Tucker Carlson.

Which brings us to tonight's headlines.

Here's what Dipsy Doodle had to say about Joe Biden's court appointments.

So the point of diversity, equity, inclusion, as you often heard,

is to wind up with the leadership class that, quote, looks like America.

Now we think you should hire in the basis of merit,

but that's kind of an appealing idea that people who run the country

should look like the country.

That's not what it's about at all.

Because no administration has ever looked less like America,

just by the numbers than the Biden administration.

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