Chelsea Handler Tackles The Chinese Spy Balloon | Sen. Raphael Warnock

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Chelsea Handler tackles the latest news including the Chinese spy balloon shot down in South Carolina, Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining about her job, George Santos accused of groping an aide, and Mt. Washington being reportedly colder than Mars. Sen. Raphael Warnock discusses how his children's book, "Put Your Shoes On and Get Ready!" deals with the issue of race and honors the legacy of his father. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.0	The New York City, the only city in America.
0:09.0	It's the show that is sending news.
0:12.0	This is The Daily Show with your host, Chelsea Hamler.
0:36.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome to The Daily Show.
0:40.0	I'm Chelsea Hamler.
0:46.0	This is where I get to spend a week talking shit about all the whack jobs and hot messes out there.
0:52.0	But I do it sitting behind a desk because I'm a professional.
1:00.0	There's a lot of exciting news that transpired over the weekend.
1:04.0	And I'm also on ecstasy.
1:06.0	So let's get this party started.
1:13.0	Okay, let's kick things off with the big story that burst into the news over the weekend.
1:19.0	Someone in China had a big birthday party and lost one of their balloons.
1:25.0	Another major story this morning, the ongoing drama surrounding that Chinese spy balloon shot down off the South Carolina coast this weekend.
1:33.0	As Navy divers searched for debris, this video shows what appears to be part of the balloon being brought back to shore Sunday.
1:40.0	The balloon with a payload the size of three buses first entered US airspace over the Aleutian Islands last Tuesday.
1:47.0	It moved to Canada re-entering US airspace over Idaho.
1:51.0	Once the balloon reached the Atlantic coast, it was shot down with a single side wonder missile from an F-22 fighter jet.
1:58.0	I ordered the Pentagon to shoot it down on Wednesday as soon as possible.
2:06.0	They decided that the best time to do that was as it got over water.
2:14.0	Wow, Joe Biden really likes giving that announcement.
2:18.0	He hopped off his big, strong plane and he walked over with his aviator sunglasses looking like a real tough guy.
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