Welcome to Suicide Buddies. Before we get started with the episode, I just want to say,

Hampton and I joke around on the show a lot about suicide because we're very comfortable with it,

because we've thought about it a lot and dealt with it in our families. We're not making these jokes

to make light of depression itself or the act of suicide. So just please know that while you're

listening. We're on your side. We're doing this to help and if you really are suicidal if you're feeling that way

Please I can't urge you enough call 1-800-273 talk. It's the National Suicide Helpline

They're there 24 hours a day seven days a week. They're amazing. They will talk you through it. You do not need to do it

Stay here with us talk you through it. You do not need to do it. Stay here with us. Glad you're alive. look at you and I don't want to go the boys are back.

Slow roasted comedy.

This episode of Suicide Buddies is about when I killed myself at the beginning of the episode right now.

I think, uh, is that, are you playing the Roseanne album?

Yeah.

That's her on harmonica.

She, you know, her kids played the jug band.

Yeah.

No, what did you get this from?

What is this?

I just ripped it off of YouTube.

Ooh.

Yeah, you're allowed to do that.

This is, we're allowed to legally play this as long as we make fun of it.

Because she's such a piece of shit. Yeah. It's educational. Yeah. There's a racist clause in copyright law where if you're racist, you're allowed to just make fun of them and steal things from them. Oh yeah. No, totally. That happened when Obama was president. They keep trying to overturn it now.

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