Attempts!

Y'all Ever

Starburns Audio

Health & Fitness, Comedy, Mental Health

4.5 • 772 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Dave outlines a series of stories of failed suicide attempts in history and surprises Hampton with who they are. The episode is mostly Hampton saying, "Woah!" and Dave saying, "Yeahhhhhhhhhh." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	Hi, folks, listening to Suicide Buddies.
0:32.9	Dave and I just really want to put out there that we definitely want you to take care of yourselves.
0:39.0	If you are having truly dark thoughts, we really do recommend that you call 1-800-273 talk.
0:45.9	They are actually truly good and they do give really valuable information and conversations back and forth.
0:52.4	So thanks for listening to The Pond.
0:58.7	You know just what to do when I look at you
1:06.5	and I don't want to go.
1:11.1	They call me on the phone. And I don't want to go Oh, folks. Oh, folks.
1:26.3	It is a dark time. It is a dark time for Dave and I, we are barely holding on.
1:34.2	Oh, boy, yeah.
1:37.4	This is the depressed cast.
1:40.3	You're ready to get sad, sad, sad.
1:43.0	This week on really tired.
1:47.4	I'm tired again.
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