Checks and Balances

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

In the premiere episode of Basketball Illuminati, longtime NBA insiders Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh connect the dots on the Harden-Simmons trade and plot where it goes next. For the first time, Tom publicly releases details about BuddyGate, a mysterious disappearance that happened before our very eyes. Finally, Tom does his own research and uncovers information about Amin’s old acquaintance. Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:12.0	My assignment. Uncover why the association inspires more conspiracy theories in volume and salience than any other US sport.
0:22.5	You've heard of the Illuminati.
0:24.0	The truth is out there, but so are lies.
0:27.0	Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.
0:29.5	The NBA has always been controlled by about eight people.
0:32.5	Denial is the most predictable of all human responses.
0:35.5	If you're only using 10% of your brain, you don't even know that you're using 10% of your brain.
0:40.5	The NBA Illuminati.
0:42.5	Of course it is.
0:43.5	It's just coincidence.
0:44.5	It's why they feel so contrived.
0:46.5	The Illuminati.
0:47.5	But you start to follow the money.
0:49.5	And you don't know where the f*** is going to take you.
0:52.5	It is unspoken. They have influence among other players.
0:56.5	The NBA Illuminati.
0:58.5	I don't have time for your convenient ignorance.
1:01.5	Maybe I'm a conspiracist now as well.
1:03.5	That's all it took.
1:04.5	Oh, you got books, we got schools.
1:06.5	You saw a video on you.
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