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The names in the frames, the scores on the doors.

Lauren Goodyear, zero.

Ricky, what's his face?

Zero.

They were both kicked out at the Big Brother House because you, the public, can't stand them.

So they've both been kicked out. Lauren turned up because you, the public, can't stand them. So they've both been

kicked out. Lauren turned up wearing another ghastly outfit. I don't know where she gets her

outfits from, but it's obviously from a show for peculiar shaped people because she just looked

absolutely ridiculous. You know, an item that didn't fit her, her hair looked bad, her face was

looking all puffy, just not a good look. But you quite rightly have decided that you didn't fit her, her hair looked bad, her face was looking all puffy. Just not a good

look, but you quite rightly have decided that you didn't want to see any more of this

drunk old bat in the Big Brother house. Him you didn't really care about anyway, because

nobody knew who he was to start with. And that just leaves us with the rest of the old

reprobates. Who's going to win it? Who cares? Nobody cares. I was more worried

about poor old Dan Osborne. Yes, Dan Osbourne is in the only way's Essex. Dan Osborne entered

splash. Dan Osborne quite clearly doesn't have any money at all. He's currently touring with

the Dream Boys for six weeks or four weeks or five, whatever it is, he's

touring. He's the one who got his last girlfriend pregnant. They've just had a baby. He's not

with her. He's now with Jacqueline Josser, and she's pregnant as well, which is great. And the

reason I say, I don't think he's got any money is because he came off the show the other night after his first strip show and he took her out to a real classy restaurant.

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