This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. This is where we just pull apart

those celebrities that you love to hate so much. The people who feature within the pages of

the magazines which proliferate all of the news agents, and I'm as guilty as the next person for going there and going,

oh, should I buy that one? It's got a picture of Gemma Collins in. We can have a good old laugh at the fat bird

attempting to wear a bikini. No, should it be somebody else on holiday? Most of the cast and crew of

the only wears Essex seem to go to Marbea, in fact, or Dubai. They seem to spend most of their time on holiday.

They hardly ever do a stroke of work. I don't actually call filming a TV program work. I call that going around.

They're being paid an awful lot of money to actually do nothing. Poor old Joey Essex going out with Sam for hears.

And when she doesn't wear her makeup on, she looks so ancient. It's awful. However,

even funnier this week is Katie Price. Poor little Jordan. This is the one whose husband

cheated twice with a couple of friends, but of course she's now forgiven him because she doesn't

have anybody else. And he's obviously receiving therapy. That's hilarious, isn't it, too? Katie

Price admits she's struggling to name her baby daughter, six weeks after the birth.

But, I mean, I love the way that she's struggling.

Would it not be easier to ask him, or is well-known doormat, Kieran Hela, not actually able to speak for himself?

I mean, you can't trust him as far as you could

throw him, but there again, as I say, she doesn't have anybody else. It's quite funny. And so she doesn't

have an official name for the baby six weeks on. What do you just call it baby? You know, make it so

much easier. But she says, I'm loving every minute. She went out the other day to the,

the Cheltenham Festival, wearing another tacky outfit.

It's a shame, really. I don't know what she was doing there. She's of no interest to anybody.

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