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When I was a kid, like all other kids, I had no hair on my butt.

And then over the years, you know, you get a little hair down there. About 10 years ago, this is maybe 20 years after I began developing hair on my butt.

I was going to do this movie called Going the Distance and there was to be a scene in the movie that heavily featured my butt.

It was suggested that I get my butt waxed. And so I did. I went into a place. I'm trying to remember where I blocked a lot of it out.

But I just remember being on my back and they have you put your legs like way up over your head, like a baby. Like a baby getting...

What was that letter we read? Taut. Like a baby getting boudered. And this woman did it. She did it very with a lot of authority.

And there was no... I was very embarrassed obviously because you have your naked with your legs spread. I mean, it's a very vulnerable position to be in.

And so I started talking a lot because I was like trying to like make it normal. You know, I was trying to normalize it.

And they ripped the hair out and...

Oh, and that was just weird doing the scene because there was so much focus on my butt and there were people lighting it and make up women like putting makeup on it.

It's awful visual. I wonder if anyone's still listening.

You're listening maybe to life short. I'm your host Justin Long.

And with me is always my very hairy coast.

Has the quarantine been difficult for you because you can't now get your ass waxed?

I haven't done it since. Since quarantine started? You must be in bad shape down though.

No, I haven't done it. It's a forest.

No, I haven't done it. And I sort of regret having done it because now when I remember seeing the movie for the first time

and because you don't ever really get that great a look at your butt. I mean, you know, you can look at it in a mirror but how often do you do that?

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