When I was just a little girl, my mother said to me, will, did she say to me, well, I guess we'll continue, will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me. I may be misremembering

this song. She said, K. Sarah, sarah. Sometimes there's YouTube news. It's news that's about

YouTube. K. Sarah, Sarrah, Sarah.

And that's one of the songs that I think about most frequently when doing this show,

YouTube News, the podcast.

It's a combination of that, the chasha slide, and a little bit of mumbo number four,

if not five.

And Suki the Cat has just come to join me at the microphone.

Thank you, Suki.

Feel free to just wander over my laptop.

And if you're looking for an enhanced way to enjoy today's show,

why not fire up Spotify or DISA or Global Player or whatever your music player is of choice

and just blast one of those songs at full volume while also playing this podcast at full

volume and let them fight. It'll be like that guy in that Godzilla movie who was like, let them

fight. It'll be like that. And actually what you could do is you could program your phone so that

it's firing the podcast at full volume into one ear and the song at full volume into the other ear.

And then you can just kind of be in the middle writhing around on the floor.

And I think that would be a wonderful experience.

And this week we have the grand return of rant, the story of a rat.

Get hyped.

And play that funky music.

Various boys and girls.

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