It's Tuesday, February 17th, 2026.

From Peachfish Productions, it's The Gist.

I'm Mike Peska.

How to Kill a Dissident in Siberian Prison.

Apparently, it's a frog dart poison.

That's the answer because autopsy results reveal that Alexei Navalny was killed by a deadly

toxin found in poison, Ecuadorian dart frogs. Now unless the tropical frogs somehow found a home

in penal colony, IK3, the polar wolf colony located 40 miles north of the Arctic Circle. I suspect foul play.

Next, how to, how to be eulogized throughout America after doing okay in the primaries in

1984 and 1988.

The answer is, say things like this.

But the genius of America is that out of the many, we become one.

Providence has enabled our paths to intersect.

His four parents came to America on immigrant ships.

My four parents came to America on slave ships. With whatever the original ships,

were in the same boat tonight. Now, I want you to know that Jesse Jackson, who died,

in that 1988 Democratic National Convention speech certainly achieved some rhetorical heights.

But I also want you to know, because I've watched all that speech and all the 84 speech

and read recent biography and interviewed the author, Abby Philip, about Jesse Jackson.

Jackson was a good speaker, an entertaining speaker.

But, you know, there wasn't an analogy that he couldn't extend. There wasn't, and this is going

to sound crazy coming from a bit of wordplay that he wouldn't embrace. For instance, after he got

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