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this podcast is entitled Dr. Duber's Rare Cryptids.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

Hello, everyone. My name is Dr. Duber. Thanks for signing up for my online class. I'm a professor at Terre Haute University, where I teach in the cryptosogy department, which is about half of the college.

Most of that is zoology related.

I have some guess here that I am going to let them comment and maybe further go on more of their

expertise as we kind of develop this forward.

Gentlemen, would you like to introduce yourselves to the stream?

Absolutely. You know, I might not be as big of an expert on cryptids as you guys, but my name is Gordon Beely Albright. You know, I really haven't seen that many cryptids in my life, but I'm really fascinated to

see more and see what you've got for us. The only one I ever really saw was when I was a small child.

I saw this, I was in my backyard and I saw this crazy grasshopper.

And it was like twice as big as a normal grasshopper, you know?

And I just thought that was incredible.

Like I'd never seen anything like that.

And to this day, I'm still looking for just crazy creatures like that.

But I haven't had much luck.

So I'm hoping that you, the experts, can kind of put me on to some of these fantastic beings.

I got some very interesting things for you.

Let's go to our very special guests.

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