Chapter 80

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Chapter 80 - Day of the Triffidf. It's 8.13am on 20th October 2020, the 20th month of 2020 (or it feels like that anyway). The conditions are damp but God is peeking down through the clouds from his heaven above. Will the harveft have come? And if not are we in danger from the plants that caused the Black Death? Richard is once again followed by the dogless lady who keeps sneaking up on him (cf the live stone clears on YouTube) and is being asked the sources for his Anglo Faxon wifdom. It's a dull clear, but they can't all be gold.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Come by, come by. Come by.
0:44.3	Come here. Come here out the road.
0:58.0	Let's go. Are you crazy? Are you a stupid fool?
1:01.0	Well, why can't you drive, Wolfie? Why can't you drive? You can't even drive.
1:05.0	Hello, welcome to...
1:07.0	Um...
1:10.0	Chapter 80. We've left the seventies behind.
1:13.4	Apologies that the spelling error in the last week's listing is calling it 79.
1:21.1	79 of course.
1:22.9	But we've left the fevities behind.
1:24.5	We're going to have to wait till 76th, sorry, 806th, before we get another
1:30.9	us, and that's the shame. It is, what's the time, Mr. Wolfe? Mr. Wolfey, so Mrs. Wolfie,
1:39.8	it's 8.13 a.m., exactly. It is the 20th of October 2020. The country's heading towards
1:49.2	inevitable second lockdown, bit by bit, place by place. The good news is that will probably
1:59.5	mean daily twitched stone stone clears isn't it
2:04.6	probably it's the weather's inclement wolfie's weying in the past she's so
2:10.0	desperate for wee going on to her paw will be standing in your own wee. I've stepped over it. And will the ocean be clear of beak today?
2:24.3	Or is it another stone car?
2:29.3	It's disappointment, I'm afraid, ladies and gentlemen.
2:33.3	The harvest, harvest is yet to come. But when will we have a harvest for the world? I don't care. When will we have a harvest on this field? Is my question. And the answer is not today. Not this morning, maybe later today.
2:54.7	Picking up a coverstone from the path
2:56.4	to put on the alpha and omega can.
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