Chapter 79

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 14 October 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Chapter Seventy-Nine - Imagine All The People Clearing All the Ftones. It's 8am on 14th October 2020 and over 2 years since Richard started stone clearing (sept 2018) but not quite two years since he started these chapters (12th November 2018) and amazingly there are still a few stones left to clear. More medieval wisdom today, plus tales from the North of Adrian's wall of the backward tribe of Scotch stone clearers, plus a surprisingly spritely John Lennon joins the stone stasi. Plus the finging ringing tree, the ftone pole, the ditch that ftopped Brexit and cured Covid and your emails. Check out http://twitch.tv/rkherring and subscribe to save yourself from the curse of 2021.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring. Everybody wants to rule the world
0:34.1	How about you, Rope do you want to rule the world. How about you, Ropee, do you want to rule the world?
0:41.3	Because according to it is for fear, everybody wants to so.
0:46.3	You must want to. I'm not sure that I want to.
0:50.3	It seems like a bad idea to me.
0:55.0	Come on a moose, good girl.
0:57.0	Everybody wants to vote.
1:02.0	Every boy and every woman, every man and every girl.
1:07.0	Watch out whoope, whoope, whoope, whoopy, whoopey, whoopey. That is not a good idea for everybody to rule the world.
1:22.0	Oh, dear me. Whoops. Woofie. Wolfie, come here. Wuffy! whoops whoofy Whoopee
1:30.3	Come here
1:30.8	Whoopee!
1:35.3	Well, hello there.
1:40.7	Welcome to what I think is
1:42.7	Chapter
1:43.1	79. I'm not sure of Stenske and Richard Herring.
1:49.4	It's the 14th of October, just four months of Valentine's Day, everyone.
1:56.2	Start planning your meals now unless you're not sure the relationship's can all last that long.
2:02.2	And it's quite early.
2:06.5	It's 8amish, I think. Let's have a look at the time.
2:13.7	Yeah, 802 right now.
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