Chapter 72

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 17 August 2020

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Chapter Seventy-Two - What If Wolfie Thinking? It's just before 8am on 17th August 2020 and Rich is in pensive mood - so much so that he forgets that he is podcasting at one point. It's nearly two years since he started and, despite having cleared thousands of stones, how many more lie beneath the soil? Will he ever finish? His chances are about as good as the current kickstarter campaign hitting its target. But if you have enjoyed these chapters and/or the Twitch stuff, check out your chance to get a stone clearers' guild membership card, proficiency badges and even a witch's finger (or dick) here rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter All profits will go towards making yet more online content.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring. Good girl. Good girl.
0:33.6	Who's my good girl?
0:35.6	That's a good girl, aren't why don't like number about you this
0:39.0	up so good right come on them hold up hold your hostess Good horses.
1:07.0	Go, come. Go, come. right well hello welcome to what is it chapter 72, 73, but I think it's 72 of totally with Richard Herring.
1:32.5	It is the 17th of August.
1:35.6	It's not that long since we lasted one of these.
1:38.3	And it is just approaching eight ante-meridian time.
1:53.3	Before midday. For those of you do not speak in the Latin parlance. Stonefield is originally, not originally but but the old days.
2:03.8	Stunkers would have spoken that language.
2:07.6	The very earliest, stonkers, of course,
2:10.2	spoken a series of ugs and oops.
2:14.2	Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I'm a monkey, that's one they would say.
2:17.9	The very earliest ones, and glug, glug, glug, glug, I am a fish. That's what they would say? The very earliest ones.
2:20.8	And glug, glug, glug, I am a fish.
2:22.6	That's what the very, very earliest ones would say.
2:25.7	And yee, I'm an amoeba.
2:28.7	That's what the very, very earliest ones would say.
2:31.8	They still manage to move tiny, tiny stones around.
2:42.5	So we're on the field. Still no sign of the harvest must be coming soon.
2:53.6	Just use my trowel to lift a loose-ish stone from the wet soil and that has gone to that album again. Come in, bush and can off the lead.
2:55.6	It's now to round, my pretty girl.
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