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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Chapter 71

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 71 - Hydrate. It's just after 8.30am on 12th August 2020 and Richard is back from his holidays, but it's already boiling hot and he fears he will die of thirst and his bones be discovered by future stone clearers. Will he die and join the heavenly realm of stone clearers? Probably not. He has info about the imminent kickstarter campaign and good advice on how to stone clear in this awful heat. Keep an eye on Richard's Twitter for details of how to get your scout badges and witch's finger or dick @Herring1967 and tune into http://twitch.tv/rkherring for more top class entertainment which for some reason is not considered suitable for mainstream TV.

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0:00.0

Stone clearing with Richard Herring

0:16.0

With Richard Herring Hello, my fan friends.

0:35.1

Welcome to Chapter 71 of the tone clearing with Richard Herring it's August the 12th

0:43.3

I believe it's a little after 8.30 a.m. the morning dog walk I've missed you folks sorry it's been a little while

0:51.0

since we've had a stone clear but had a holiday and there were stones

1:01.6

in the little back garden bit but I think it would have been inappropriate to clear than it's just a

1:09.6

pebble-dashed sort of a fair I think if the

1:14.6

owner would come back to find all those pebbles put in a heap it might have been

1:20.2

problematic my son and daughter did pick out some choice ones and put them on the

1:24.4

table they're learning just instinctively of course I'm not telling them without stand clearing as it's

1:31.3

adults only. It's too dangerous for kids but all the blackberries growing ripening on the bowel.

1:42.3

It's all ow! I've just got to stand by some nettles. Ow! It's too busy looking at the blackberries.

1:48.0

I'm wearing my swimming trunks today, even at this early hour. Oh god, I've really stung my leg. It is very warm.

1:59.0

Ah! There's nettles everywhere out here.

2:04.6

And I thought we might arrive on the field to discover

2:07.6

the stotion had been cleared, but the crops have not yet been...

2:13.6

Come here.

2:16.6

Not yet been cleared. Harvest has not yet been cleared

2:18.6

harvest has not yet occurred

2:21.0

it's picking up a couple

2:23.4

tiny tiny stones for the

2:25.1

Aphonobica can

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