Chapter 46: The Ragdoll

Midnight Burger

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Science Fiction, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

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🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

“We can do this, Peter.”

Fiona - Tess Segal

Libuza - Shelly Darrington

Dr. Caberant - John Leatherman

Kathryn - Rebekah McLoughlin

Voon - Leeman Kessler

Philip Buck - Edward Selvey IV

Brickhouse - Michael Thoms

P3t3r - Joe Fisher

Written by Joe Fisher

Directed and Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Episode art by Juichee

Music:

Unseen Force - Kylie Dailey

Neon Lights - Trinity

Fiona’s Ione by juskiddink and iluppai on freesound.org

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0:25.6	That's audible.combe.uk slash wondering.
0:31.6	Previously on Midnight Burger.
0:34.0	What's your name?
0:37.2	Fiona.
0:38.4	Go get me the barista.
0:41.2	What?
0:42.1	What about the unconscious barista in the walk-in?
0:45.9	I'm working on it.
0:47.1	Hey, Fiona.
0:48.2	Get the fuck away from me.
0:49.6	It wasn't a kidnapping.
0:52.0	It was a rescue.
0:54.1	Someone did something to you.
0:56.0	Fiona, home is that way.
0:59.0	Thank you.
1:00.0	About 83 light years that way.
1:03.0	You're from a planet that someone spent a lot of time and energy to make look like Earth. What are you doing?
1:11.6	Hold still.
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