To get you'll in to get your faith off the ground.

Too few disciples for a decent congregation.

Too little cash for the license and agreements,

let alone then first, all the important sacrifice?

Ever thought about hiring a god to advertise it to your god?

The saints of the promise of Premo can be found at every good shopping center and crossroads, shrieking your commercials

aloud through broken feet to advertise all of the hot new faith.

We know it's hard starting the small business, and that's why we don't charge a prun.

For each new disciple, and each new sacrifice, we'll automatically fill you for a small cut of the action.

The promo, Supremor.

And for added benefit, our new premium subscription service, which includes our remarketing scheme.

If a potential disciple shows interest in your God but doesn't commit to an active conversion,

the saints of the promise of Premma will follow them home.

Screaming your values and your brand messaging at them,

peering through the glass of their front room windows, rattling the doorknob,

trying to find a way in at all costs today.

Yeah. Now trying to find a way in at all costs today.

So, how did you pass the time way back when?

When you were on the road for the parish all those years, bird watching?

If you don't like the radio, how did you pass the time back then?

Did you discuss philosophy or play I-spy?

I-spy.

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