Chapter 2: Job Hunting and Bathroom F*cking

Bone Marry Bury

Dear Media

Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 846 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

After ending New Year’s in a rather dramatic fashion, Allie is on the hunt for a new job. But her resume leaves a lot to be desired. After bombing her job interviews, she heads to the local dive bar to drown her sorrows. Evan, the friendly bartender, suggests she could make some easy cash by selling pot. Even Gabe agrees, despite pot being fully criminalized in Nashville — anything to get Allie off his couch so he and his new crush can get some alone time! Things are looking up for Allie when she gets asked on a date by a guy from the New Year’s party. Does she remember what he looks like? No. Is there love in the air? Only time, tequila, and potato salad will tell.

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0:00.0	You may say that we're in over our heads.
0:15.0	I'm the last thing that you'll ever regret
0:21.6	So pour another drink tonight I'll be your body and you can be my client
0:36.6	Troubles knocking out of door
0:41.3	And you're my right of guy
0:44.3	Yeah
0:49.3	It's an emergency
0:52.3	So is this Not to rush you, but maybe we can hurry a little.
0:57.0	Yes!
0:58.0	Oh, we're trying with the potato.
1:00.0	Ron! Seriously? What the fuck?
1:04.0	We talked about this. I told you. No. Spoilers!
1:08.0	I know you're a total horn dog and you just want to fast forward to the sexy part, but we'll get there, okay? I promise.
1:14.0	Now let's get back to where we left off.
1:16.6	So, our girl, Allie was not starting the new year on the best note.
1:21.5	She got blackout drunk, made out with her enemy's idiot brother, and fell off the balcony.
1:26.3	Allie, watch the railing. Oh, fuck!
1:28.3	Oh shit!
1:29.3	Tell Jeff Goldblum, I love her!
1:35.3	Fortunately, the neighbor's awning broke her fall, straight into the dumpster below.
1:39.3	I can't decide if that's totally ironic or iconic.
1:41.3	Anyways, Allie was officially kicking off the year with no job, no boyfriend, no apartment,
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